You know, now that I'm in my late 30's I'm such a wussy. But I can see how this would have went down if my school had done this when I was there. I would have told my mom about the "Dress as Muslims" day, and she would have told me "good for you, you need to learn about other cultures." She was always into that kind of stuff.
But when the day came, and she'd see me heading out the door wearing my backpack backwards (so that the pack part is actually on my front), you know, just like the suicide bombers do it, well son of a gun my mom would have thrown a hissy. And I would have thrown a hissy back. She'd go on about diversity and culture, and I would have countered that I AM learning about culture. If Muslim students want to have "America Day" where they slack around, text on their cell phones, download ringtones, play video games, and can't use proper grammar......that's fine with me, I won't be offended.
Then, once I got to school, I would have taken the girls out back, made them stand against the wall, and then we'd have started to chuck rocks at them. Oh I can just see the LewMan being sent to the principal's office over that one...
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